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Kimby the R+ Postmodernist

Who wrote a delicious fanfic, translated German literature, cooked up something sweet, petted a cat, educated the masses, listened to Rammstein and hasn't cried once today?
This moi! > w <

[Occupation: a) English Literature, b) Philosophy, c) Creative Writing student]
[Career Prospects: Starving to Death, as a result of a), b), and c)]
[Runs #pointlessfactsbelowrammpics / #messerstein / #tillchardfans]

[Or are you looking for Daft Punk fanfiction??]
[Go here to ask/talk about Wanderjahre only!]

Jul 31 '14

thomasbxngalter asked:

A distant creaking grew louder and louder until Thomas was seen running back into the room. He nearly tripped at the speed he was going, and stopped just a few feet away from her. "Chell p-please tell me what is wrong. I can't help i-if I don't know what it is!"

thomasbxngalter:

askaperturechell:

askaperturechell:

Chell stared at him with watery eyes, her lip trembling even more wildly than before. She knew in his damaged state she could push past him quite easily - probably outrun him too. She darted for her portal gun and shoulder barged him, still crying.

better off without me I’m better off dead

When Chell got her pen back, the frantic scrawl of I’m sorrywas barely readable. Then it moved on to Forgive me and then, finally, I love you.

She hated that she could not use her voice - only use these expressionless scribblings on the walls of her prison. I’m so ashamed of myself please forgive me I love you Thomas I love you so I never meant to hurt you

        She loved him? She loved him back! Those words lit up the room like his brightness settings had been altered. That was all he wanted to see, it wall he wanted to know. He took her hands in his and pressed them to his mouth slot making small chirping noises, and then pulled her into a hug.

                    ❝I forgive you, I forgive you! J t'aime! I love you, Chell!

Jul 30 '14

thomasbxngalter asked:

A distant creaking grew louder and louder until Thomas was seen running back into the room. He nearly tripped at the speed he was going, and stopped just a few feet away from her. "Chell p-please tell me what is wrong. I can't help i-if I don't know what it is!"

thomasbxngalter:

askaperturechell:

Chell stared at him with watery eyes, her lip trembling even more wildly than before. She knew in his damaged state she could push past him quite easily - probably outrun him too. She darted for her portal gun and shoulder barged him, still crying.

better off without me I’m better off dead

        Thomas stumbled and turned as she tried to catch her. He knew if she got too far he would never be able to catch her. He didn’t have a portal gun, and his speed was impaired.

                    ❝Chell, I don't understand! I j-just don't understand! There's so much I t-try to do, I try to help and make up for what I've done and you've just pushed me away and ignore me! Comment as-tu pu me blesser comme ça!?

        His steps faltered.

                    ❝I just want to see you smile, I want to see you happy, I charges my batteries, it keeps me going, don't you understand?? Je t'aime a la folie! I love you so much, so much, but I'm just a stupid robot so it doesn't matter! Robots can't feel! Robots can't love!

        He slowed down and fell to his knees, his palms hugging the ground. 

                    ❝I c-can't do this anymore. Just decommission me where I stand.

Jul 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

Why are you nervous/excited?

Because I have a really good reason to be. You’ll find out soon in a more detailed post

Jul 30 '14

thomasbxngalter:

this is disappointing. would you have said the same with guy-manuel had he asked to build yourselves a childbot together

     ❝That is not reproduction, that is building a completely new robot.

You say that but depending on intent this raises a pretty interesting philosophical question re: the nature of reproduction and adoption

But today my mind is occupied with a major thing so I’ll let you off

Jul 30 '14

(Source: rollingbarrel)

Jul 30 '14

askaperturechell:

thomasbxngalter:

He shrunk back like a timid puppy and then nodded. She had a point, even if he was reluctant to go into sleep mode. Thomas let out a soft whine as she slipped from his arms to lay further away from him. It hurt, but he understood. The robot plugged into the nearest outlet and lay his back against the wall.

                   ❝Fais d-de beaux rêves...


Chell sighed softly, curling her head onto her arm and bringing her knees higher up. She slept as small as possible - taking up as little space as she could.

Hopefully, she thought, watching the dust float in the dying beam of light from the ceiling, everything will be better tomorrow.

Jul 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

Hey mom, I've been wondering.... Um.. If dads a robot, how doe.... Umm... Where did I come from?

thomasbxngalter:

kimbk:

askaperturechell:

Chell’s mouth dropped open in a mixture of shock and amusement.

Wait until your dad gets home. He’ll explain.

well when a squishy human and a squishy robot love each other very much the AC 230v/50hz power supply cables come out and

{ kimby I just ??????? }

juicy

Jul 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

Hey mom, I've been wondering.... Um.. If dads a robot, how doe.... Umm... Where did I come from?

askaperturechell:

Chell’s mouth dropped open in a mixture of shock and amusement.

Wait until your dad gets home. He’ll explain.

well when a squishy human and a squishy robot love each other very much the AC 230v/50hz power supply cables come out and

Jul 30 '14

tootricky:

love bird has a wash (source)

Jul 30 '14

thomasbxngalter asked:

#thomasbxngalter #relevant to you #<33333 {!!! //// }

Jul 30 '14
Jul 30 '14

bitterassfandom:

bitterassfandom:

If you don’t follow me on snapchat you’re missing out

the tragic finale

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Jul 30 '14

pockyrocket:

daft punk doodles off miiverse

Jul 30 '14
Jul 30 '14
Daft Punk - that thing thomas does with his voice

daftypunkthrash:

paranoidpotato:

i think my absolute favorite thing about RAM is that thing thomas does with his voice

holy shit😍